quinta-feira, 6 de maio de 2021

The Pandemic Caste: a fairytale



 

by Filóloga Filántropa

 Once upon a time...there reigned a Caste: a group of useless, uneducated and illiterate people who, with no other merit than their inexplicable audacity, decided to play at being gods and put into practice the unacceptable politics of horror and infamy. 

 These regressive idiots settled themselves in incommensurate offices from where they intrigued against their defenseless citizens. One fine day, they determined to violate sacred and inviolable principles and began to draft unjust laws, incoherent regulations and unintelligible decrees to contain I do not know what non-existent pandemic caused by I do not know what unidentified virus. It was said that they were advised by invisible committees of illustrious experts, whose truths were indisputable, indubitable, and irrefutable. 

 For a year, the Caste remained undefeated and, from its impregnable strongholds, subjected the ignorant and indifferent people to implausible and inhuman outrages. People indifferently abided by unquestionable dogmas of faith wrapped in an impressive halo of I-don't-know-what infallible science. 

 There were empty streets, unjustly closed shops, lonely balconies, unhappy children gagged in unbreathable environments, without games or parks, teachers and toilets poisoned by germs nested in putrid muzzles, old men, lonely and dying, imprisoned in filthy rooms and left to their own devices. And implacable policemen: "Put your mask on! Keep your distance! It's five minutes after curfew"

 This bunch of irresponsible people took the country to such unsustainable and intolerable extremes that, one fine day, its citizens, dissatisfied, became impatient. Finally waking up and led by uncompromising Truth, by doctors, unbeaten youtubers, heretical influencers and insurgent artists, they decided that they would no longer remain impassive, and rose, all as one, against the unacceptable norms of their wretched leaders. 

 And unexpectedly, the unthinkable happened. Insubordination took to the streets and an unbeatable army of dissatisfied people rebelled against their overlords. In all countries, they fought tirelessly against wickedness. Their behavior was irreproachable and, protected by the forces of Good and Light, they remained undefeated and indestructible. All over the world they performed incredible feats and won countless victories. And everywhere they reestablished irrevocable and inalienable concepts such as eternal freedom and the inviolability of human rights. Their immeasurable deeds will be remembered forever, unforgettable and indelible, in the annals of Human History

And those inhuman and unworthy infidels, who believed themselves invincible and unimpeachable, when they realised they had lost, they denied  the innumerable charges against them over & over. But they were unmasked and tried by incorruptible judges who punished their undeniable crimes. 

Then, the Castes of all countries were disempowered and outlawed, and losing their worth, they disappeared from face of the Earth.

And just like that, the Plandemic fell flat. 

 

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Souce: http://nomoriridiota.blogspot.com/2021/04/de-los-prefijos-negativos-y-la-casta.html

Translation: David Montoute

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